So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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