would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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