So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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