Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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