exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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