She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
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once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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