oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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