Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
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Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
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I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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