Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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