I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
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