I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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