Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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