Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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