You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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