Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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