This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
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his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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