fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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