I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
