I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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