I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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