he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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