We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
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Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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