she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
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I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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