Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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