Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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