Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class