Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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