Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I licked your asshole in confidence.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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