talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
