Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder