Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
27 Parents Confess Shocking Secrets Their Kids Don’t Know
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.