sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.