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last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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