even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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