Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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