I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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