talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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