What a fucking waste of an outfit
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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