Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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