check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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