Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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