Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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