Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
