he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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