Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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