so explain again why im purple
no
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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