its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
me + whiskey = a bad person
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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