i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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