At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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