Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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