the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
So much rum. So many feels.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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