i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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