Small penises have feelings too.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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