ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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