i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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