Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
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Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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