There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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