did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
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I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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